YOU'D HAVE TO BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE NOT TO SEE THIS COMING

I know it's old news but katy perry splitting from her asshole ex-junkie brit wanker husband Russell Brand was to say the least, predictable and by predictable I take you back to my own post of august 4th 2010, "I laugh every time I hear the expensive gifts she's buying for her fiance, Russel Brand. The guy is an ex-junkie and sex addict. if he hasn't already, I guarantee he will get caught fucking someone else. She's got a smoking body and all but she's just one chick and sooner or later, Russell is just gonna want a different smoking body to bang. Good luck with the marriage titsy." I mean not an exactly hard call to make but I'm pretty good with predictions. Here's another prediction, I'm gonna stare at Katy Perry pictures on the internet until I get horny and then I'll find some good porn to fap to. Here's another prediction, Obama will be president in 2013.